Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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