Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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