I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
love makes seman taste better
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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