If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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