Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
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