its not stalking. its research.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
Randomize
