What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
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