that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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