Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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