He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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