Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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