margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
Randomize
