I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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