Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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