doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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