your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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