her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
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