Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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