I murdered the dance floor call the cops
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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