nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
Randomize
