he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
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