she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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