Bisexual people are plain selfish.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
try to milk me bitch
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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