its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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