What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
Randomize
