why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Green mimosas i think yes
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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