apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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