But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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