I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
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