stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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