Duck Duck Cougar?
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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