idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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