i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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