HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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