Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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