Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
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