Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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