: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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