Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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