He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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