Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
how drunk are you?
Several
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
Randomize
