This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
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