Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
