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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
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