It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Randomize
