I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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