She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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