the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
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