Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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