He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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