my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
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