I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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