we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
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