Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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