Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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